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CAT SCAN?
Did you hear about the old lady who's dog was terribly ill, so she took it to the vet?
While the vet was examining it the dog just keeled over and died!
He told the lady that her dog was dead but she was having a hard time accepting it. She said she wanted a second opinion.
The doc went into the back room and brought out a cage which he opened. An old cat walked out and started sniffing at the dog from tail to nose. then it shook its head and went back into the cage.
The old lady said, "Well I guess he really is dead, how much do I owe you?"
The vet said, "$330"
She protested, "What is that for? I would like an itemized bill!"
The vet said, "$30 for the office call and $300 for the cat scan!"
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