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10. Break into Vets computer and erase their appointments, And schedule the dog down the street for FULL range of shots.

9. Keep a log of lives used.

8. Access Dogs records of buried bones and change it.

7. Using a CAD program design a better mouse trap.

6. Print a time table of the best window to lay in to catch the best sun.

5. Play with the mouse.

4. Use Fax card to send junk mail back to Dog.

3. Set a schedule for time for eating and sleeping.

2. Leave E-mail to humans telling them it is time to change litter box.

1. Play chase the cursor.

(C) Dr. Pepper1 8/7/92 



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